The Dallas Cowboys...

I get up early - like I do most Sundays and participate in my Sunday morning pre-game ritual.  I log on to CBS fantasy sports, watch Fantasy Football Today, and examine my lineup for the coming game.  My teams have been doing terrible - mainly because people like Romo and Barber have been less than spectacular this season.  I decide to keep Romo in and play both Barber and Choice.  Why?  They're probably the best match-ups - but more importantly - I can watch the Cowboys on TV.  I like playing guys I can watch.  This gives me the ability to cuss them out in real time.

I've also been doing quite terribly in my office pools.  I can't pick a college or pro football game to save my life.  This should come as no surprise to anyone who knows me and my history with gambling, either.

Since I cannot pick a team, I think it's more appropriate to start a new office pool...so I will propose this:  FLOZELL ADAMS PENALTY POOL.  This guy is TERRIBLE.  Freakin' terrible.  When the 'Boys get in the red zone, EXPECT him to get a penalty.  It doesn't matter which one: False Start, Holding, Hands to the Face... it's doesn't matter. Flozell Adams kills drives.  Flozell Adams drains momentum.

I wish the Cowboys would cut his ass.  Every week, I plan on getting on here and posting my pick for how many penalties he will commit.  Asterisk for all those which clearly killed a drive.  I think my innate desire for competition will drive me to see how many times I can win my own trophy :  The Flozell Adams/Hot Garbage Award.

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